CHILDREN'S TOYS, BETTING SITE SURPRISE!

Well pulled off one, folks! It seems like the wagering world has taken a turn for the bizarre. A brand new platform dedicated to kids' stuff is now offering odds on things like who will get the best nap or what color pencils little Timmy will choose. It's absurd, right? Guardians are buzzing over it, and kids are, well, kids. Totally oblivious!